Not Me Monday-late night edition

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I most certainly did NOT dress my child in a Halloween sweatshirt to go outside to play even though we have already passed Christmas. I would NOT be that careless to allow my child to wear an article of clothing that did not coordinate with the appropriate holiday.

I did NOT leave 3 laundry baskets that were full of clean clothes in my bedroom for our New Year's Eve party. Who would not be so lazy busy to NOT put away clean clothes in a timely manner.

I did NOT take care of an unsightly blemish that was trying to ruin my ever-so-perfect skin while driving 50 miles per hour down the highway on my way home from work today. Who would be so vain as to do that? NOT ME!

I most certainly did NOT squeal like a little girl when I opened my email this morning to see an reply from MckMama. Who would get so excited over an email? NOT ME!


There, I feel better already. If you would like to join in all the hilarious antics of the NOT ME MONDAY and get a little bit off of your chest, click here to read more NOT ME posts.