Hooker

Last night, on our way to dinner, Abby told me that she was going to hook me. I looked back and she started laughing and told me that she was going to hook me with her hooker. Yep, she was going to hook me with her hooker.

You see this past Sunday, in Sunday school, they made shepherd's staffs out of newspaper and that was her hooker. It was so funny.

So my question is this. How are you supposed to keep a straight face when your child says something like that?